2!
And at Quizzo in West Philly last Sunday, we were asked about it! And I knew! And we got a point!
Other than that though, you could say we were 'down and out' in West Philly.
youtube got it: James' Brown - Down and Out In New York City
This is from the James Brown-scored movie soundtrack I mentioned last time. See, he's using 'movie-style' instruments here- orchestra, flutes, etc.
Say which you prefer: Curtis' Junkie or James' ...Out In.. in the comments
I think somebody is rocking the oboe?

Which is of course a vaguely phallic instrument. So, if you had two of them, battling it out, dueling banjos style,
or a la "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" (which is a song I like, but do not like at Oscar's, which you can no longer smoke at, at all),
then it would look a little like a mayfly.
Because they have
2!
Oh, and please do not ever forget that oboe players have a posse:
